The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Too much, Magic Bus
The Misheard: Zoomer the Magic Bus
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Real Lyric: Too late to save myself from Fallin'
The Misheard: Too late to save myself from Paul Lynde....
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Real Lyric: Too fat, fat you must cut lean.
You gotta take the elevator to the mezzanine chump change.
And it's on.
Super bon-bon Super bon-bon Super bon-bon.
The Misheard: Chew fat mad jew cuss blood vein.
You gotta take the elevator to the mezzanine strip pain.
And the song.
Super bon-bon Super bon-bon Super bon-bon.
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Real Lyric: Tonight, I celebrate my love for you.
The Misheard: Tonight, I'll sellotape my gloves to you.
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Real Lyric: Tonight I need your sweet caress
The Misheard: Tonight I eat your sweet grass (and)
Tonight I need your sweet Crest (and)
Tonight I need to sleep with Bess
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Real Lyric: But I can see you Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
The Misheard: But I can see you your bra straps shinin' in the sun
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible top shed!
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Real Lyric: Time tick tick tick tick tick tickin' in my head
The Misheard: Like chic chic chic chic chic chicken in my hair
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Real Lyric: Thunderbolt of lightning, very very frightening me!
The Misheard: Unga bunga lightning...
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Real Lyric: Three Times a Lady
The Misheard: Three Times Related
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