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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Grand Funk Railroad

    Song: We're An American Band

    Real Lyric: We're coming to your town We'll help you party it down

    The Misheard: We're coming to your town We hope your potty ain't down

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: Suspicious Minds

    Real Lyric: We're caught in a trap,
    I can't walk out.

    The Misheard: We're callin' it crap,
    I can't walk out.

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    Artist: Porno for Pyros

    Song: Pets

    Real Lyric: We'll make great pets
    We'll make great pets

    The Misheard: We'll make Big Macs
    We'll make Big Macs

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    Artist: Standards

    Song: Winter Wonderland

    Real Lyric: We'll frolick and play the Eskimo way
    Walkin' in a winter wonderland

    The Misheard: We'll finally get laid the Eskimo way
    Walkin' in a winter wonderland

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Won't Get Fooled Again

    Real Lyric: We won't get fooled again

    The Misheard: They won't get food again

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    Artist: Verve Pipe

    Song: Freshmen

    Real Lyric: We were merely freshmen (I think)

    The Misheard: first I thought it was: we were merely fresh milk, then I thought it was: we were mere refreshment

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    Artist: Verve Pipe

    Song: Freshmen

    Real Lyric: We were merely freshmen

    The Misheard: We were smelly freshmen

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    Artist: Sting

    Song: Fields Of Gold

    Real Lyric: We walked through fields of barley

    The Misheard: We walked through fields of bodies

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    Artist: 311

    Song: Loco

    Real Lyric: We trip the 'shrooms fantastic
    And s**t gets drastic elbow pull and kick

    The Misheard: The shrimp's fantastic
    The chicken's plastic, elbow pull and kick

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Good Night, Saigon

    Real Lyric: We promised our mothers we'd write.

    The Misheard: We promised Don's mother we'd write.

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