The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When the Roll is called up yonder I'll be there.
The Misheard: When the Road is called a Byonder I'll be there.
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Real Lyric: Make me a higher love.
The Misheard: Make me a pyre of love.
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Real Lyric: When the Going Gets Tough
The Misheard: Well, go and get stuffed
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Real Lyric: When the bullet hits the bone
The Misheard: When the bull is on the phone
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Real Lyric: When I was young I knew everything,
and she a punk who rarely took advice,
now I'm guilt striken, sobbing with my head on the floor,
stop a baby's breath and a shoe full of rice.
The Misheard: I was young and knew everything,
see apocalypse ever took advice,
now I'm guilt striken, sobbing with my head on the floor,
stabbing baby's breasts and a s**t full of lice.
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Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: Rock the cat spa
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Real Lyric: O girlfriend,
That's the end,
And I'm lost without your love.
The Misheard: O girlfriend,
That's Ian.
Now I must rip out your lung.
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Real Lyric: When I pressed her for a reason,
she refused to even answer.
The Misheard: When I dressed up like a weasel,
she refused to be the master.
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Real Lyric: When a man loves a woman...
The Misheard: When a man loves a walnut..
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Real Lyric: What's love got to do, got to do, got to do with it?
The Misheard: What's love cocka-doo, cocka-doo, cocka-doo with it?
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