The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I second that emotion
The Misheard: I suck at that emotion
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Real Lyric: Here comes Johnny singing "I Gotta Woman" Down in the tunnels trying to make it pay
The Misheard: Here comes Johnny singing "I Gotta Woman" Down in the corner trying to make it in bed
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Real Lyric: But if you've got a nickel, won't you lay your money down?
The Misheard: But if you've got a nipple, won't you lay your money down?
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Real Lyric: Can't you feel the weight of my stare
The Misheard: Can't you feel the weight of my hair
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Real Lyric: The heart of rock and roll is still beatin'
The Misheard: The heart of rock and roll is in Cleveland
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Real Lyric: All the other kids with their pumped up kicks
The Misheard: All the other kids with their bummed out kits....
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Real Lyric: More than a woman ... more than a woman to me
The Misheard: Moronic woman ... moronic woman to me
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Real Lyric: If I lose you baby
The Misheard: If I foose you baby
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Real Lyric: Some came to sing, some came to pray Some came to keep the dark away
The Misheard: Some came to sing, some came to pray Some came to keep the dogs away
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Real Lyric: Stand back Stand back
The Misheard: Tampax Tampax
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