The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You wore a shirt of violent green
The Misheard: You want to shag, violently
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Real Lyric: You want to love her but you don't know how.
The Misheard: You're an umbrella but you don't know how.
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Real Lyric: You tease me like you do
The Misheard: The cheese in life tastes better
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem
The Misheard: You stretched your ass to where, in the suicide home?
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem
The Misheard: You strap your ass to a suicide machine
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Real Lyric: You say good-bye,
I say hello
The Misheard:
You say good-bye,
I say hell no
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Real Lyric: You said we'd work it out,
You said that you had no doubt
The Misheard: You said we'd work it out,
As soon as your hair grew out.
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Real Lyric: When I think about you I touch myself.
The Misheard: When I think of virtue, I touch myself.
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille...
The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel...
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. Four hundred children and a cop in the field.
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