The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Your love is like Bad Medicine
The Misheard: Your love is like bad venison
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Real Lyric: Your lips they taste so sweet
The Misheard: Your lipstick tastes so sweet
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Real Lyric: Your feverish vision of exquisite misery
The Misheard: Your feverish vision of the squids of misery
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Real Lyric: Your dad caught you smokin' and he said "no way"
But that hypocrite smokes two packs a day
The Misheard: Your dad caught you smokin' and he said "no way"
But back in the crib he smoked two packs a day
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Real Lyric: Your child is on fire...
The Misheard: Your trout is on fire...
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Real Lyric: Younger than the mountains. Growin' like a breeze...
The Misheard: Younger than the mountains. Growin' lima beans...
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Real Lyric: Younger than the mountains
Blowin' like a breeze
The Misheard: Younger than the mountainsGrowin' lima beansGrowin' lima beans
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Real Lyric: You.. lost and lonely...
The Misheard: You.. Rice-a-Roni
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Real Lyric: How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?
The Misheard: How could I forget that I had given her an STD?
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Real Lyric: I'm every woman.
The Misheard: Climb every Mormon.
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