The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When I get there she's got incense, wine and candles.
It's such a freaky scene.
The Misheard: When I get there she's got intertwining candles.
It's such a freaky scene.
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Real Lyric: Like a moth on love's bright light
The Misheard: Like a Muslim loves bright light
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Real Lyric: If you wanna be my lover
you gotta get with my friends
The Misheard: If you wanna be my lover
You gotta rip-off my friends
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Real Lyric: Nobody seemed to know me ...
The Misheard: ...b***h you left me...
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Real Lyric: Don't wanna be no pop singer,
Don't wanna sing no pop song.
The Misheard: Don't wanna be no Bob Seger
Don't wanna sing no Bob song.
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Real Lyric: Us, us, us, and them, them, them
The Misheard: Pus, pus, pus, and phlegm, phlegm, phlegm
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Real Lyric: Move your ass ...
The Misheard: Move your ears ...
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Real Lyric: Arizona
The Misheard: Harry's moanin'
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Real Lyric: This child has fallen from grace
The Misheard: "This child is full of fungus"
and later on :
"This child is full of focus"
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Real Lyric: God is watching us... from a distance
The Misheard: Bodies washing up... from a distance
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