The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And that's a cold shot, baby
The Misheard: Unless we go shopping
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Real Lyric: Won't you be my forever woman?
I'll try to be your forever man,
Try to be your forever man.
Forever man, forever man, forever man.
The Misheard: Won't you be my baldheaded woman?
I'll try to be your baldheaded man,
Try to me your baldheaded man
'Headed man, 'headed man, baldhead man.
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: At Least mommy does
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Real Lyric: What's the use in trying
All you get is pain
When I needed sunshine I got rain
The Misheard: What's the use in flying
All you get is pain
When I needed sunshine on my brain
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Real Lyric: ...has a devil put aside for me...
The Misheard: ...has the devil put a sack on me?
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Real Lyric: Can't take me apart.
The Misheard: Cat, give me your paw.
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Real Lyric: I tried to walk away and I stumbled....
The Misheard: I try to walk away but I swallow...
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
You sexy thang
The Misheard: I believe in miracles
You saxophone
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Real Lyric: Crazy, but that's how it goes
The Misheard: Gravy, on mashed potatoes
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today
The Misheard: Jeremy's smokin' grass again
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