The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
The Misheard: Kitty cat corn and I don't care
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Real Lyric: I wanna hear some funky dixieland
Pretty mama come and take me by the hand.
The Misheard: I wanna hear some f***in' dixieland
Pretty mama gonna take me by the hand.
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Real Lyric: Jesus is just alright with me.
The Misheard: Jesus just don't rap with me.
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Real Lyric: Except for maybe you, and your simple smile.
The Misheard: And step on big, big goons, and your simple smile.
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Real Lyric: And all the blessings from above
God sends you His love
The Misheard: And all the blessings from above
Condoms you just love
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Real Lyric: A look in the eye seems to pass me by
and I'll be dancing with myself.
The Misheard: A look in the eye seems to pass me by
and I'll be dancing with Marcel.
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Real Lyric: Erase and rewind 'cause I've been changin my mind
The Misheard: A raisin and wine and I ain't changin' my mind
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Real Lyric: I'm shameless
The Misheard: I'm nameless
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Real Lyric: Meditate in my direction
Feel your way
The Misheard: Let me wait for your erection,
Feel the wave
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Real Lyric: When the moon hits your eyes Like a big pizza pie That's amore
The Misheard: When the moon hits your eyes Like a big piece of pie Have some more eggs
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