The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Return to sender, address unknown
The Misheard: Retrun Tashimba, I'm so alone
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Real Lyric: Did you make it to the Milky Way
to see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated
The Misheard: Did you make it to the Milky Way
to see the lights all faded
And Van Halen is overrated
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Real Lyric: Particle man, Particle Man
The Misheard: Barnacle Man, Barnacle Man
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Real Lyric: You make me weak
The Misheard: You make me wheeze
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Real Lyric: When I get there she's got incense, wine and candles...
The Misheard: When I get there she's got instant burning candles
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Real Lyric: I kinda like it in my brand new place.
I wipe the spots off of the mirror.
The Misheard: I found a maggot in my brand new place.
I wipe the spots of all the meat.
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Real Lyric: Take your passion
And make it happen
The Misheard: Take your pants off
And make it happen
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Real Lyric: This mellow thighed chick Just put my spine out of place
The Misheard: This marshmallow stick Just put its lime outa place
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Real Lyric: She was a day tripper
The Misheard: She was a dead stripper
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Real Lyric: We'll make great pets
The Misheard: We'll make grape Pez
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