The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
The Misheard: I don't think you're ready, you're just jealous.
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Real Lyric: I... I'm still alive
The Misheard: I... I'm sterilized
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Real Lyric: We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then I'll take you higher.
The Misheard: We gonna rock down to Electric Callazoo
Let's all take up flying.
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Real Lyric: Hot-blooded, check it and see...
The Misheard: Hot-blooded, chicken and seed...
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Real Lyric: Philadelphia Freedom
The Misheard: Phillip, don't be a freedom.
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Real Lyric: She's my little Deuce Coupe
The Misheard: She's my little doo scoop
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Real Lyric: RunDMC and Master Jay run...
RunDMC and Master Jay run..
The Misheard: Run Mr Mashed Potato run,
Run Mr Mashed Potato run.
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Real Lyric: You're my sun, my moon, my guiding star
The Misheard: You're my sun, my moon, my garlic salt.
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Real Lyric: Nobody cares, they are way too far gone.
The Misheard: Nobody cares, they are waiting for God.
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Real Lyric: Tamborines and elephants
Are playing in the band
Won't you take a ride on the flying spoon?
...doo do do do.
The Misheard: Anne Marie's an elephant
She was singing in the band
She made it laugh but it don't laugh at all
...doo do do do.
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