The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl.
The Misheard: You're fat and you hog the hole punch, girl.
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Real Lyric: ...and he looks at her and says,
hey Darlin', I remember when you could stop a clock.
The Misheard: ...and he looks at her and says,
hey Darlin', I remember when you could starve a flower.
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Real Lyric: You don't need a penny just to hang around.
The Misheard: You don't need a penthouse just to hang around.
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds..done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and the Thunder Cheese
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Real Lyric: Ja-Ja Jaded Baby I'm afraid of you..
The Misheard: Ja-Ja-Jaded, Baby I'm a skating shoe
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Real Lyric: I've got the peace that passeth understanding
The Misheard: I got the pizza passes understanding
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner
out in the street,
Willie and the Poor boys are playing
bring your nickles, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner
out in the street
where the pit bulls are playing
hear the music, tap your feet
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Real Lyric: Jump, Jive, and Wail!!
You've got to jump jive and wail . . .
The Misheard: Drunk driver at the wheel.
You've got a drunk driver at the wheel . . .
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Real Lyric: Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on!
The Misheard: Hang on Snoopy, Snoopy hang on!
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Real Lyric: But you're completly lost
The Misheard: But your bumping inlaws
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