The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
The Misheard: Swim through your veins like dysentary
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Real Lyric: Brilliant disguise
The Misheard: Bridge in disguise
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Real Lyric: Cracklin' Rosie get on board
The Misheard: Cracklin' Rosie peed on the floor
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Real Lyric: I'm like a stranger in Moscow.
The Misheard: I'm like a stranger in mascara.
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Real Lyric: Bright light city gonna set my soul,
gonna set my soul on fire.
The Misheard: Big haired women gonna set my soul,
gonna set my soul on fire.
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
The Misheard: Are ya ready to do it on this jetty?
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Real Lyric: And his arms felt nice wrapped around my shoulder
The Misheard: And his arms and legs wrapped around my shoulder
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Real Lyric: The disco hot spots hold no charm for you
The Misheard: The disco hot rod's on the job for you
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Real Lyric: A kiss from a rose on the grey
The Misheard: I slipped on a nose in a cave
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Real Lyric: Hail thou King of the Jews
The Misheard: Hail thou king of the shoes
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