The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I was a young boy that had big plans Now I'm just another s**tty old man
The Misheard: I was a young boy that had big glands Now I'm just another sweaty old man
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Real Lyric: Push it! Push it real good
The Misheard: p***y! p***y's real good!
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Real Lyric: Hot patootie, bless my soul...
The Misheard: Uncle Judy, bless my soul...
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Real Lyric: I feel the magic all around you
The Misheard: I feel the magic of the mildew
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Real Lyric: Making love out of nothing at all
The Misheard: Making love on a piano
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Real Lyric: Glorified Version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: You're a fine version of a pelican
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Real Lyric: Turn the beat around, love to hear percussion.
The Misheard: Turn the beat around, love to hear her cussin'.
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Real Lyric: Sweet dreams are made of this
The Misheard: Sweet dreams of maitre'ds.
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Real Lyric: All I can say
is that my life is pretty plain...
The Misheard: All I can say
is that my light is pretty stained...
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Real Lyric: We can rely on each other (ah-ha).
The Misheard: We can lie on each other (ah-ha).
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