The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Do you come from a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't ya hear the thunder You'd better run,
The Misheard: Do you come from the land Duganga Where women blow and men blunder Can't you hear, can't ya hear the tunder You'd better run...
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Real Lyric: How my poor heart aches...
The Misheard: How my poo hole aches...
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Real Lyric: I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
The Misheard: I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty female got no rhythm
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Real Lyric: Someday you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
The Misheard: Someday you will find me
Carpeting the landslide
In a champagne supernova in disguise.
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Real Lyric: Until you're back here, baby
The Misheard: Until you're back on cable
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Real Lyric: I sneak around the corner with a blueprint of my lover.
The Misheard: I sleep around the corner with the girlfriend of my lover.
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Real Lyric: Who's that casting devious stares in
my direction?
The Misheard: Who's that casting Beefeater stares
in my direction?
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Real Lyric: A fork stuck in the road
The Misheard: He's got a fork stuck up his nose.
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Real Lyric: I'm the king of the castle and you're a dirty rascal.
The Misheard: I'm the king of the castle and you're a dirty a$$hole.
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Real Lyric: I ain't no holla back girl.
The Misheard: I ain't no Harlem black girl
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