The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Momma don't take my Kodachrome away
The Misheard: Momma don't take my coat and throw him away
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Real Lyric: And my ties are severed clean
The Misheard: And my tires are seldom clean
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Real Lyric: Papa don't preach
The Misheard: Popadom bridge
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket Nothing but faith to keep me warm
The Misheard: Nothing but panties in my pockets It's all I've got to keep me warm
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty jeans in a jungle jeep
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Real Lyric: Blackout, I really had a blackout.
The Misheard: Play golf, I really had to play golf.
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Real Lyric: And it appears to be a long...
The Misheard: And it appears to be falafel...
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Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: F**k the Gasboard
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Real Lyric: The bartender looked up from his want ads . . .
The Misheard: The bartender looked up from his white ass . . .
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Real Lyric: My city or mountain
The Misheard: Arsenio Mountain
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