The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When you were here before,
couldn't look you in the eye...
The Misheard: When you were wearing fur,
couldn't look you in the eye...
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Real Lyric: I'll give you what you need,
give you what you need yeah
The Misheard: I'm gonna wash your knees,
gonna wash your knees yeah
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Real Lyric: Ain't no woman like the one I got
The Misheard: Ain't no woman like a one-eyed goat
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Real Lyric: Life is bigger Bigger than you And you are not me
The Misheard: Life is bigger Bigger than you And you are knock-kneed
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Real Lyric: I had to fall to lose it all.
The Misheard: I had to fart and lose it all.
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Real Lyric: We don't need no education,
We don't need no thought control,
No dark sacrasm in the classroom,
Teacher leave them kids alone,
HEY TEACHER! Leave them kids alone!
The Misheard: We don't need no education,
We don't need no f***ing clothes,
No dorks are spazzing in the classroom,
Margret Thatcher leave them kids alone,
HEY THATCHER! Leave them kids alone!
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Real Lyric: I'm lookin' for a brother who like to have fun
A fly gentleman who knows how to please a woman
The Misheard: I'm lookin' for a brother who likes to have fun
A flatulent man who knows how to please a woman
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Real Lyric: Tender as a burger in your microwave
The Misheard: Tender as a booger in your microwave
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Real Lyric: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
The Misheard: Are you going to stop the affair?
People say it was Mary and Tom
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Real Lyric: Romance when I find ...
The Misheard: Don't mess with Einstein...
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