The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Rolling in the deep you're gonna wish you, had never met me
The Misheard: Rolling in the sheet, never had a pair of sheep
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Real Lyric: "When I was a teenage whore, my mother asked me, she said baby what for?"
The Misheard: When I was a teenage whore, My mother asked me, she said: "Baby want more?"
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Real Lyric: They'll all be wearin their baggies, haurachi sandals too...
The Misheard: They'll all be wearing their baggies, wear out your sandals, too...
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Real Lyric: Carry on my wayward son.
The Misheard: Carrion highway bird song
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Real Lyric: Warm smell of Colitas
The Misheard: Warm smell of Mesquite grass
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Real Lyric: Somebody's cold one is giving me chills
The Misheard: Somebody's colon is giving me chills
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Real Lyric: Blank stares at blank pages
The Misheard: Blank stares and bloody pages
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Real Lyric: I am not your carpet ride
The Misheard: I am not your coffin ride
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Real Lyric: Your rule of thumb makes me worry some
The Misheard: Who'da thunk it makes me worry so
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Real Lyric: Shock the monkey
The Misheard: Shock the pumpkin
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