The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.
The Misheard: She don't mind, she don't mind,
she don't mind... cocaine.
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again
The Misheard: Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Ohio
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Real Lyric: Sweet to taste...Saccharine
The Misheard: Sweet Potatoes....Saccharine
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Real Lyric: Big old Jet Airliner,
Don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: Bingo, Jed & Lionel,
Don't carry me too far away
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Real Lyric: Is that you baby
or just a brilliant disguise?
The Misheard: Is that you baby
or just a brick in the sky?
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Real Lyric: Animals strike curious poses
The Misheard: Animals like Cheerios
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Real Lyric: Jumpin' Jack flash, it's a gas gas gas.
The Misheard: Jump back fast, I just passed gas.
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Real Lyric: Since you've been gone
The Misheard: Cinnamon gum
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Real Lyric: Charlotte sometimes
The Misheard: Shut up sometimes
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Real Lyric: Would you exchange
a walk-on part in the war
for the lead role in a cage
The Misheard: Would you exchange
a welcome part in the war
for a negro in a cage
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