The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: (This one is actually a mishearance of a song title rather than a lyric. --Mr. Misheard) Pachelbel's Canon
The Misheard: Taco Bell's Canyon
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Real Lyric: We are the champions,
we are the champions...
The Misheard: We are the champignons,
we are the champignons...
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor.
The Misheard: Slam my head in the door.
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Real Lyric: As I recall, it ended much too soon.
The Misheard: The xylophone that ended my two shoes.
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Real Lyric: You shine a little love on my life.
The Misheard: You sure do look like my wife.
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Real Lyric: She's worth a deuce
The Misheard: You prostitute
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Real Lyric: She a punk who rarely ever took advice
The Misheard: She and Paco rarely ever took advice
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the funky lady
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Real Lyric: Maybe we'll meet in a bar,
He'll drive a funky car.
The Misheard: Beep beep beep little car,
he'll drive a funky car.
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Real Lyric: Fix! Fix! Fix!
I'm in you. You're in me. Please give me a fix.
The Misheard: Sex! Sex! Sex!
How can you yell at me at Thanksgiving, y'all?
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