The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I thought love was only true in fairy tales
The Misheard: I thought of my ugly shoes as hairy snails
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Real Lyric: Don't be blind to the big surprise
swimming round and round like the deadly hand
of a radium clock.
The Misheard: Don't be blind to the big surprise
swimming round and round like a deadly ham
on a radio clock.
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Real Lyric: Waterloo!
The Misheard: Guadelupe!
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Real Lyric: Oh I wish I were an Oscar-Mayer Weiner...
The Misheard: Oh I wish I were an octopus' weiner...
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Real Lyric: Cos' I know that the hypnotised never lie
The Misheard: Cos' I know that they hypnotise them alive
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Real Lyric: I'm a loser baby,
so why don't you kill me
The Misheard: I will lose your baby,
so fly home and kill me
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Real Lyric: Sunday, bloody Sundayyyyyyy...
The Misheard: Soleil j'veux du soleilllll...
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Real Lyric: Once, twice, three times a lady.
The Misheard: Once, twice, three times a day dear.
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Real Lyric: What's love but a second-hand emotion?
The Misheard: What's love but a sticky body lotion?
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Real Lyric: Do I stress you out?
The Misheard: Does my ass stick out?
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