The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When a man loves a woman....
The Misheard: If a man was a woman....
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Real Lyric: She wore a raspberry beret
The Misheard: She wore a red spherical wig
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Real Lyric: mmmbop ba du ba dop ba du bop
The Misheard: mmmbop take your top off..
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer Tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Had a busy day today.
The Misheard: Hold me coser Tony Danza
Count the headlice on the highway
Baby darlin' she's a lemon
Had a busy day today
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Real Lyric: But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
The Misheard: But if you go carrying pictures of Chamomile
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Real Lyric: Get your motor runnin'
The Misheard: Picture Mona runnin'
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Real Lyric: Shake ya ass, but watch yourself
Shake ya ass, show me what you workin with
The Misheard: Take a bath, but wash yourself
Take a bath, show me what you scrubbin with
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Real Lyric: Need a little time to wake up
The Misheard: Nino Erroltynes a wanker
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Real Lyric: Take 'em out!
The Misheard: Drink your milk!
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Real Lyric: We were both caught makin' love on the bathroom floor
The Misheard: We were both butt-naked cleanin' up the bathroom floor
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