The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I can see no lace to unwind
The Misheard: Like a seagull basted in wine
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Real Lyric: Ohh, we're going to Ibiza.
The Misheard: Ohh, we're going to eat pizza.
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Real Lyric: What makes a man hate another man?
The Misheard: What makes a man? It's another man.
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Real Lyric: No time for losers, cause we are the champions
The Misheard: Oota falootar cause we are the champions
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Real Lyric: Secret agent man!
The Misheard: Sacred aging man!
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Real Lyric: You know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The Misheard: You know you can always go home and get laid
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the wackalayley
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Real Lyric: Lonely rivers flow
To the sea
To the sea
The Misheard: Lonely with a spload
To the sea
To the sea
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Real Lyric: Oh yes they call him the Streak,
Look at that, look at that
The Misheard: Oh yes they call him the Streak,
Booger Day, Booger Day!
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Real Lyric: It's so complicated, I'm so frustrated,
I wanna hold you close, I wanna push you away,
I wanna make you go, I wanna make you stay...
The Misheard: I'm so *constipated*, I'm so frustrated,
I wanna hold you close, I wanna push you away,
I wanna make you go, I wanna make you stay...
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