The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'll pretend my ship's not sinking.
The Misheard: I'll pretend my s**t's not stinking.
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Real Lyric: The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts in a red light street
The Misheard: Secretaries powder cream like sheep farts in a red light screech
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Real Lyric: Then we'll have some pumpkin pie
The Misheard: Then we'll have some bump and grind
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Real Lyric: I'll be beside the phone waiting for you
The Misheard: I'll be a styrofoam wienie for you!!
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Real Lyric: Waving his diamond ring
under everybody's nose
The Misheard: Wearing his diamond ring
on everybody's nose
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Real Lyric: Chiqutita,
you and I know
The Misheard: Chicken tikka,
you and I know
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I dreamt of some bagels
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Real Lyric: I need coolin'
Baby I'm not foolin'
The Misheard: You need Kool-Aid
Well maybe I made Kool-Aid
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Real Lyric: I've got a verse but can't rhyme it
The Misheard: I've got a burst of tin rabbit
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves me ...
The Misheard: Cheeses loves me ...
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