The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Give me fuel
Give me fire
Give me that which I desire.
The Misheard: Give me fuel
give me fire
and a tonne of Goodyear tires.
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Real Lyric: Your Skin,
Oh yeah, your skin and bones,
Turn into something beautiful
The Misheard: Your steal
Oh yeah, your stealing phones,
Turn into something beautiful
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Real Lyric: ...lucy in the sky with diamonds...
The Misheard: ...lucy and this guy are dying...
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee...
The Misheard: She looks like a flower, but she stinks like a beef...
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Real Lyric: Spinning wills don't give you choices
The Misheard: Spinning walls don't give you chocolate
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Real Lyric: Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebels
The Misheard: Music makes the bush run free and the rebels
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Real Lyric: You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
The Misheard: You may find yourself living in a shotgun shell
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Real Lyric: This is the dawning
of the age of Aquarius
The Misheard: This is the dawning
of the age of asparagus
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Real Lyric: Shake ya ass, watch ya'self Shake ya ass, show me what ya workin' with
The Misheard: Take a bath, wash ya'self Take a bath, show me what ya scrubbin' with
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Real Lyric: That stole the only girl I loved and drowned her deep inside of me
The Misheard: Stole the only girl I loved and drowned her deep in sodomy
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