The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I speak to you like a chorus to the verse
The Misheard: I speak to you like the clouds to the birds
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Real Lyric: How bizarre, how bizarre
The Misheard: Ophras on, Ophras on
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Real Lyric: Hark, the herald angels sing.
The Misheard: Hartley hare, the angels sing.
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Real Lyric: Papa don't preach
The Misheard: Poppadom peach
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Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride
The Misheard: She's got a chicken to hide
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Real Lyric: "She's got Bette Davis eyes."
The Misheard: "She's got better days aside."
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Real Lyric: She was a day tripper
The Misheard: She was a dead triple
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Real Lyric: She fills your fridge and pantry and leaves money for you
The Misheard: She fills your frigid panties every Monday for you
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Real Lyric: Away in a manger
The cattle are lowing, the baby awakes
The little Lord Jesus lays down his sweet head
The Misheard: A wean (pronounced "wain", Scottish for child) in a manger
The cattle are blowing the baby away
The little Lord Jesus lays down his wee head
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Real Lyric: Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned...
The Misheard: Cold maggot sperm and the habits you've learned
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