The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail.
The Misheard: You got a drunk driver in your way.
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Real Lyric: Take me to the farm
The Misheard: Take me to the bong
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Real Lyric: Barbara Ann
The Misheard: Bob or Ann
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Real Lyric: Bringing in the sheaves...
The Misheard: Ringing in the sheep
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Real Lyric: Thy kingdom come
The Misheard: Thy king flung dung
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Real Lyric: "....guilty as a girl can be..."
The Misheard: "....guilty as a gherkin bean..."
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Real Lyric: ".... I want to take you for granted.."
The Misheard: "... I want to take it and plant it.."
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Real Lyric: Don't you cry tonight,
there's a heaven above you baby
The Misheard: Don't you cry tonight,
cuz we're having a barbecue baby
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Real Lyric: A man comes on to tell me
how white my shirts could be
The Misheard: A man comes on to tell me
how to wash my shirts with bleach
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Real Lyric: That's right, the women are smarter
The Misheard: Let's rape the women of Sparta
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