The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Rock and Roll is dead
The Misheard: Pokémon is dead
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Real Lyric: Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
The Misheard: Captain Picard on the New Jersey Turnpike
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Real Lyric: Be brave! Be brave!
The Misheard: Pea brain! Pea brain!
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Real Lyric: Whoa-ooo, heaven let your light shine down
The Misheard: Whoa-ooo, having an erection now
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Real Lyric: I’m just another heart in need of rescue, Waiting on love’s sweet charity
The Misheard: I'm just a little heart for you to rescue, Sipping on love's sweet Chai tea
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Real Lyric: Ooh my mama said,
try to get one thing into your head
The Misheard: Ooh my marmoset
Try to get one thing into your head
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Real Lyric: Never meant to make your daughter cry.
I apologise a trillion times.
The Misheard: Never meant to make your daughter cry.
I'm a puffy guy. I touch the sky.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba de da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blue and in need of a guy.
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Real Lyric: I am the first mammal to wear pants
The Misheard: I am the first man to wet my pants
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Real Lyric: Lady Madonna, children at your feet, I wonder how you manage to make ends meet
The Misheard: Lady Madonna, children at trophy, I wonder how you manage to make hen's meat.
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