The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I can see you, your brown skin shining in the sun
The Misheard: I can see you, your breasts keep shining in the sun
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Real Lyric: Pardon Me
The Misheard: Potted meat
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Real Lyric: Never meant to make your daughter cry
The Misheard: Never meant to make your doggy cry
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Real Lyric: You're the one that I want..
The Misheard: La-wally-la-vo
(something reminescent of Cajun vodoo speak)
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Real Lyric: Baby thinking of you keeps me up all night
The Misheard: Baby big and ugly keeps me up all night
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Real Lyric: Come come ye saints
no toil nor labor fear
The Misheard: Come come ye saints
no toilet paper here
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher to a place where blind man see?
Can you take me higher to a place with golden streets?
The Misheard: Can you take me higher to a place where I must see?
Can you take me higher to a place worth going straight?
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Real Lyric: I hope you like jammin...
The Misheard: I hope you like pajamas...
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Real Lyric: Got coolers in the back
Tailgates down
The Misheard: Cooters in the back
Tailgates down
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Real Lyric: We've got a thing and it's called radar love
The Misheard: We've got a thing and it's called red eye love
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