The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Got my first real six-string
The Misheard: I got my first real sex change
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Real Lyric: Lunatic fringe
The Misheard: Let me take French
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Real Lyric: The club is full of ballas and their pockets full grown.
The Misheard: The club is full of ballas and their c**ks are full grown.
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Real Lyric: It's gotta be big
The Misheard: He's got a big d**k
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Real Lyric: Space invaders
The Misheard: Baked potatoes
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Real Lyric: Why don't we get drunk and screw
The Misheard: Why don't we cook skunk in stew
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Real Lyric: Bernadette
Keep on lovin' me
The Misheard: Burn to death
Keep on lovin' me
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Real Lyric: If you're not part of the future, then get out of the way.
The Misheard: If you're not part of the furniture, then get out of my way.
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Real Lyric: Ain't nothing but a heartache,
Ain't nothing but a mistake,
Tell me why...
The Misheard: Ain't nothing but a party,
Ain't nothing but a big stain,
Tell me why...
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Real Lyric: You better run, you better take cover
The Misheard: You better run, you better take a bus
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