The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
The Misheard: I don't think you're ready for fish jelly.
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Real Lyric: What a nice surprise
Bring your alibis
The Misheard: What a nice surprise
When your rabbit dies.
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Real Lyric: Why does the color of my coffee match your eyes
The Misheard: Why does the color of my coffin match your eyes
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Real Lyric: What's love got to do...
The Misheard: Hot slut got to do...
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Real Lyric: When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye
The Misheard: Have you ever thought, I could knock you in the eye
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Real Lyric: I got my hash pipe
The Misheard: I got my ass wiped
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Real Lyric: Beezlebub has a devil put aside for me
The Misheard: The Earl-Ze-Poop has a devil put aside for me
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Real Lyric: Strumming my pain with his fingers
The Misheard: Strong in my pants with his fingers
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Real Lyric: She'll burn our Horizons
The Misheard: She'll burn our Raisins
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Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: Rock the Tampon
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