The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Are you lonesome tonight?
Do you miss me...
The Misheard: Are you loathesome tonight?
Do you mince meat....
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Real Lyric: Biting bullets,
biting the ground!
The Misheard: Fighting mermaids,
fighting around!!
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Real Lyric: Show me how you want it to be
The Misheard: Show me how you wanna do me
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Real Lyric: If they were me,
and i was you,
would you like do it too?
The Misheard: If they were me,
and i was you
could i squat upon your tool?
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Real Lyric: I'll go do the dishes
you go have a beer
The Misheard: Father raise the chickens
I'll go watch the deer
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Real Lyric: Honey, don't push your man beyond his years!
The Misheard: Honey, don't wash your man behind his ears!
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover,
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one,
But the kid is not my son.
The Misheard: Billie Jean is not my mother,
She's just a chin who claims that I am the one,
But the chin is not my son.
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Real Lyric: Cause I Hate You,
Cause I Hate You
The Misheard: Cause Artichoke,
Cause Artichoke
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Real Lyric: Don't look behind you
The Misheard: Don't call me Nigel
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Real Lyric: Where it's at --
I got two turn tables and a microphone!
The Misheard: Mishlap!
You gotta tap tap tap until it turns me on
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