The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: As I recall it ended much too soon
The Misheard: I had a funny itch in my blue suit
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Real Lyric: All my shame
The Misheard: I've not shaved
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Real Lyric: Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee...
The Misheard: Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...
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Real Lyric: Grazin' in the grass is a gas, baby can you dig it.
The Misheard: Chicken in a baskets a gas, baby can you dig it.
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Real Lyric: Sexy Eyes, you know I want you
You know I need you Sexy Eyes
The Misheard: Sixty-Nine you know I want you
You know I need you Sixty-Nine
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Real Lyric: And I guess that's why they call it the blues.
The Misheard: And I guess that's why they call it a loo.
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Real Lyric: I fought the law
The Misheard: Hop off the lawn
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Real Lyric: You spin me right round baby right round Like a record baby, right round round round
The Misheard: You feed me ground round baby ground round Rice and vegetables, ground round round round
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Real Lyric: I got my hash pipe
The Misheard: I got my ass wiped
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in milk-rolls
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