The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: That would be ecstasy, you and me endlessly...
The Misheard: That would be ecstasy, you and me and Leslie...
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Real Lyric: Walk this way, walk this way
The Misheard: Horses play, horses play
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Real Lyric: Had two big horns and a wooly jaw
The Misheard: A doobie horn, and a wooly dog
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Real Lyric: Small Change got rained on
with his own .38
The Misheard: Small change got rained on
in Zone 38.
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Real Lyric: When the vi'lence causes silence...
The Misheard: The violins causes soil ants...
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Real Lyric: Whiskey makes you drowzy, And gin can make you think. A common cold can kill you
The Misheard: Whiskey makes you drowzy, And gin can make you think. A can of coke can kill you
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a duece another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Dressed up like a dude another roller in the night.
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Real Lyric: Livin' lovin,
she's just a woman.
The Misheard: Livin' lovin'
doin' the walrus.
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Real Lyric: Wise guys realize there's danger in emotional ties.
The Misheard: Wise guys realize there's danger in her muscular thighs.
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Real Lyric: She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
The Misheard: She was looking kinda dumb with her finger in her bum and the shape of a elf on her forehead.
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