The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Arizona
The Misheard: Air is sober
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today
The Misheard: Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Low so darlin' she's so blanchy. You had a beggar day today.
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Real Lyric: Yeah, you PMS like a girl, I would know
The Misheard: Yeah, you pee a mess, like a girl I would know.
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty cheeks thunder cheeks
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Real Lyric: She's a gunshot bride with a trigger cries.
The Misheard: She's a gunshot bride, shes a triggered Chrysler.
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Real Lyric: I declare I don't care no more
The Misheard: I do care. I want a can of lard.
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Real Lyric: I had enough convo for 24
The Misheard: I had enough gumbo for 24
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Real Lyric: Pour milk into my mouth
The Misheard: Paul, look into my mouth
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Real Lyric: I need to hold the corner and then slow whine it
The Misheard: I need to order cola and it's no lie
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Real Lyric: Tragedy! When the feeling's gone, and you can't go on, it's tragedy!
The Misheard: Tragedy! When your earring's gone and you can't go on, it's tragedy!
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