The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 51971 thru 51980 of 54134
Real Lyric: Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days.
And you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states.
Everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days.
The Misheard: Boil the weakling millipede
Songs that made the hip hooray
Guys like Gus, we had it made
Those were the days.
And you know when you were dead?
Girls were girls and men more mare.
Mister we could use a mammoth trifle two-f
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Real Lyric: This is the self-preservation society
The Misheard: Two dalmations in society
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Real Lyric: She's tracing her way through the constellations
The Misheard: She's working her way through constipation
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Real Lyric: Jesus Christ Superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are?
The Misheard: Feed the fly, feed the fly,
Who in the hell do you think you are?
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Real Lyric: Can you imagine no love, pride,
deep-fried chicken.
The Misheard: Can you imagine there's
low fat deep-fried chicken
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Real Lyric: If all else fails and you long to be
Something better than you are today
The Misheard: You're full of snails and you long to be
Something better than you are today
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Real Lyric: But it's allright now, in fact it's a gas.
I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas gas gas.
The Misheard: But it's allright now, if I gets the cash.
If Jumpin' Jack Flash gets the cash cash cash.
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Real Lyric: ...I'm never gonna find you faking...
The Misheard: ..I'm never gonna find you naked...
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Real Lyric: [at the end of the song]
"Ethel, you shameless hussy!"
The Misheard: "Ethel, you shave that p***y!"
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps and thieves.....
The Misheard: Heebs, jeebs, tramps and feebs....
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