The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You get up every morning from the alarm clock's warning
The Misheard: You get up every morning from your small craft warning
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Real Lyric: Joe has run off to Fire Lake.
The Misheard: Joe has run off to buy a lady.
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna take my clothes off, too.
The Misheard: I'm gonna take my gloves off, too.
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Real Lyric: God didn't make little green apples And it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summer time There's no such thing as Dr.Suess Disneyland & Mother Goose no nursery rhyme
The Misheard: God didn't make little green apples And it don't rain when your eatin' those apples in the summer time There's no such things as make believe puppy dogs in the microwave, that's no nursery rhyme!
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Real Lyric: Escapade, we'll have a good time, Escapade, leave your worries behind...
The Misheard: Ice Capades, we'll have a good time Ice Capades, leave your worries behind
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Real Lyric: I'm not talking 'bout movin' in
The Misheard: I'm not talking 'bout the linen
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Real Lyric: Go away from my window, Leave at your own chosen speed.
The Misheard: Go away from my window, Leave out your old shoes and spade.
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Real Lyric: I looked above the other day.
The Misheard: I licked a bug the other day.
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: Soooooo undependable
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Real Lyric: I am aware now
The Misheard: I have no hair now
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