The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And I miss you
The Misheard: And I'm a shoe
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Real Lyric: Platform ticket
The Misheard: That poor d**khead
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer
The Misheard: Hit the back riser
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Real Lyric: How could I forget that I had given her an extra key.
The Misheard: How could I forget that I had given her an ecstacy.
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Real Lyric: Kyrie eleison down the road
that I must travel.
The Misheard: Carry a laser down the road
that I must travel.
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Real Lyric: C'mon party people put your hands in the air
C'mon party people wave em like you don't care
The Misheard: C'mon party people, throw your hands in the air,
C'mon party people, like your monkey don't care
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Real Lyric: My secret heart
The Misheard: Bicycle hut
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle
in your hedgerow,
don't be alarmed now
The Misheard: If there's a bustle
in your head, Jerome,
don't be a lawman
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Real Lyric: Oh, Lord,
Stuck in old Lodi again.
The Misheard: Oh, Lord,
Suckin' an old tire again.
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Real Lyric: I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
The Misheard: I'm a lizard, baby, so why don't you kill me?
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