The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 51931 thru 51940 of 54134
Real Lyric: I've got canned heat in my heels tonight
The Misheard: I've got candy in my ears tonight
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: She wore a raspberry beret
The Misheard: She was a grand spherical babe
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Is that you baby,
or just a brilliant disguise?
The Misheard: Is that you baby,
or just a bridge in disguise?
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: When the rain washes you clean, you'll know...
The Misheard: When the rainbow shaves you clean, you'll know...
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: And they sprinkled moondust in your hair
The Misheard: And they sprinkled doughnuts in your hair
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Well I'm accustomed to a smoother ride
The Misheard: Well I'm a custard eating soldier
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Sail away, sail away, sail away
The Misheard: Celery, celery, celery
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Jump, jive, and then you wail
The Misheard: Drunk drivers go to hell
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I'm a negative creep
The Misheard: I'm an egg in a tree
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Has he lost his mind?.....
The Misheard: Ozzy lost his mind....
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.