The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: This mellow thighed chick just put my spine outta place
The Misheard: The smell of fried chips just put my spine outta place
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Real Lyric: I don't wanna be an old man anymore
The Misheard: I don't wanna be a nomad anymore
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Real Lyric: Do I love you, my oh my
River deep mountain high
The Misheard: Do I love you, my oh my
River deep, my behind
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Real Lyric: She's a bad mamma jamma.
The Misheard: She has batman's pajamas.
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Real Lyric: Waterloo
The Misheard: Marmaduke (I was singing)
Marmalade (my sister was singing)
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Real Lyric: La Donna e` Mobile
qual piuma al vento,
muta d' accento
e di pensier!
e di pensier!
e di pensier!
The Misheard: ( last three lines...)
Elephant's ears
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Real Lyric: I heard about sex, but not enough
The Misheard: I heard about six foot, not enough
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Real Lyric: Smooth operator
The Misheard: Spoon aspirator
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Real Lyric: The wants and the needs
of a woman your age.
The Misheard: The warts on the knees
of a woman your age.
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Real Lyric: Well she would jump from six to six
...Jump from six to six
The Misheard: Well she's on tugboat sixty six
...Tugboat sixty six
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