The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The little Lord Jesus laid down his sweet head
The Misheard: The little Lord Jesus laid down his wee ted.
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Real Lyric: Brimful of asha on the forty five
The Misheard: Graham put a rasher on the frying pan
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Real Lyric: Feliz navidad
The Misheard: Police nabbed your dad
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Real Lyric: Eminence Front, Eminence Front
The Misheard: Lemon in front, lemon in front
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Real Lyric: When you were here before
I couldn't look you in the eye
The Misheard: When you're on the phone
I can look you in the eye
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Real Lyric: Take a chance on me
The Misheard: Take a chunk of meat
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Real Lyric: Poetry in motion
The Misheard: Oh! A tree in motion
(quoted on a radio programme circa 1960)
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Real Lyric: Somewhere over the rainbow
way up high
The Misheard: Somewhere over the rainbow
weigh a pie
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Real Lyric: We're separating,
consciousness is fading
The Misheard: Segregating,
guns and tins of painting
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Real Lyric: You'll be dancing once again,
then the pain will end
The Misheard: You'll be dancing once again,
like a penguin
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