The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm a rhinestone cowboy
The Misheard: I'm a nine stone cowboy
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Real Lyric: Walking through an empty house,
Tears in my eyes.
The Misheard: What can Sue and Mindy have?
Tears in my eyes.
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Real Lyric: Can't find a better man
The Misheard: Can't find a peppermint
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Real Lyric: like how cool the rum is from his silver tray.
The Misheard: the carpool aroma from a silver tray.
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Real Lyric: The way things are goin'
They're gonna crucify me!
The Misheard: The way things are goin'
They're gonna goose-ify me!
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Real Lyric: The waiter brought the tray
The Misheard: The way to board the train
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Real Lyric: Your love has put me at the top of the world
The Misheard: eat my p***y
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Real Lyric: Sanitarium.....
leave me be......
just leava me alone
The Misheard: Sanitariun........
makes Weet-a-Bix.....
just give me a bowl
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna send him to outer space
find another race
I'll take your brain to another dimension
Pay close attention
The Misheard: Upon sending to outer space
find another place
I got a break from another dimension
Hey, close the kitchen!
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Real Lyric: This boy shouts and this boy screams
The Misheard: This boy shouts and eats ice cream
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