The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Let this groove set in your shoes
The Misheard: Feel the groove, sucking your shoes
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: In this purple shirt it's a lonely view.
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Real Lyric: Get Ry Cooder to sing my eulogy.
The Misheard: Get a raccoon to sing my eulogy!
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Real Lyric: The greatest gift they'll get this year is life.
The Misheard: The only gift they'll get this year is flies.
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Real Lyric: Thank you for loving me,
for being my eyes.
The Misheard: Thank you for loving me,
for pee in my eyes.
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Real Lyric: I love the night life, I like to boogie
The Misheard: I love the night life, I'm Victor Borga
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Real Lyric: Mama mia, here I go again.
The Misheard: Diarrhea, here I go again.
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Real Lyric: Give me a reason and my make-up's off, so just give me a reason.
The Misheard: Give me a reason and I'll make a sausage, give me a reason.
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Real Lyric: Blessed art thou amongst women...
The Misheard: Blessed art thou a monk swimming...
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Real Lyric: Get your hands off of my woman, motherf****r
The Misheard: Get your hands off of my woman, Barbara Walters
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