The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Here we are, the two of us together Taking this crazy chance to be all alone
The Misheard: Here we are, the two of us together taking this crazy chance to pee on the lawn
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Real Lyric: You can look inside you
Find out who am I too
The Misheard: You can look inside you
I've got poo in my toque
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Real Lyric: Gleaming in the dark sea,
I'm as light as air,
floating there breathlessly.
The Misheard: Gleaming in the dark seed,
I'm as light as earth,
giving birth at the sea.
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Real Lyric: Jump you want to taste my kisses in the night.
The Misheard: If you want to take my temperature tonight.
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Real Lyric: I was mesmerised when I first met you
The Misheard: Well I messed around but my husband knew
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Real Lyric: I see the dust cloud disappear without a trace
The Misheard: I see the toaster disappear without a trace
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Real Lyric: All my girls at the party.
Look at that body,
shaking that thing.
The Misheard: Oh my God! It's a body!
Look at that body,
shaking that thing.
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Real Lyric: Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.
The Misheard: Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne.
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Real Lyric: You can dance, You can jive, Having the time of your life...
The Misheard: You can dance, You can die, Having the time of your life...
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Real Lyric: Hush, hush, keep it down now. Voices carry.
The Misheard: Oh Josh, hold me down now. This is scary.
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