The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Catch as catch, catch as catch can Anybody in their right mind could see
The Misheard: Etch-a-sketch, Etch-a-sketch And anybody in their right mind could see
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Real Lyric: Eyes without a face..
such a human waste..
you're eyes without a face..
The Misheard: Eisenhower face..
your such a big disgrace..
your Eisenhower face..
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Real Lyric: I'm The Man In The Box
The Misheard: I'm The Man In Pink Socks
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Real Lyric: You and me baby
ain't nothin' but mammals
The Misheard: You and me baby
ain't nothin' but camels
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Real Lyric: Fire all of your guns at once and....
The Misheard: Fire all of your guns at Watson....
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Real Lyric: Tied to machines that make me be
The Misheard: Tied to machines that make me pee
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Real Lyric: Viva Las Vegas!
The Misheard: People love bagels!
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Real Lyric: Rock you like a hurricane
The Misheard: Raunchy like a hurricane
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner
out in the street.
Willy and the poor boys are playin'
bring your nickles tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner
howdy in the street
baby it's the folklore of man
baby a (feesho) can't be beat...
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Real Lyric: With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
The Misheard: With a pebble up her ass and a fifty cent hat
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