The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I belive in miracles.
Where you from, you sexy thing.
The Misheard: Are you bleeding mental?
Where you from, you sexy thing.
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share
this lonely view
The Misheard: With the ball and chain, it's
a lonely view.
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Real Lyric: Conquistador
The Misheard: Don't kiss that door
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Real Lyric: He's got an interstate runnin' through his front yard
Ya know, he thinks he's got it so good
The Misheard: He's got Anastasia running through his front jaw,
ya know, he thinks he's got a cigar
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the Force (Don't Stop)
Don't Stop til you get enough
The Misheard: Kill a roach with flashlight
Don't stop til you've killed enough
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Real Lyric: Named him after a man of the cloth
Called him Amos Moses
The Misheard: They said he was the man with the claw
Called him Amos Moses
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Real Lyric: I'm your venus I'm your fire at your desire!
The Misheard: I'm your penis I'm your father, your desire!
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Real Lyric: It's just another manic Monday
The Misheard: It's just another man named Monday
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Real Lyric: She's got eyes of bluest skies and if they thought of rain.
The Misheard: She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they've got a brain.
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Real Lyric: I've got the gift, gonna stick it in the goal
The Misheard: I've got a d**k, gonna stick it in the girl
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