The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm every woman
The Misheard: I'm Ethel Merman
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Real Lyric: I kind of always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
The Misheard: I kind of was doing it with your ex-girlfriend
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Real Lyric: Making love out of nothing at all
The Misheard: Take another midol
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty cheese, dungeon deep
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket,
nothing but faith to keep me warm.
The Misheard: In my panties in my pocket you put your
hand and keep me warm.
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Real Lyric: Wake up the dawn and ask her why
The Misheard: Wake up the dog and ask her why
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Real Lyric: You could have a bumper car, bumping
the amusement never ends
The Misheard: You could have a bumper car, bumping
there's a new style in the rinse
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Real Lyric: Where is my prairie sun?
The Misheard: Where is my furry son?
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Real Lyric: ... all is calm, all is bright,
roun' yon virgin, mother and child ...
The Misheard: ...all is calm, all is bright,
Long John Silver's ...
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Real Lyric: What you doin' on your back?
The Misheard: What you doin' Eddie Beck?
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