The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal
The Misheard: If her daddy's rich, take her Alfa Romeo
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Real Lyric: Mull of Kintyre
The Misheard: Mulligans Tyre
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Real Lyric: A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux
The Misheard: A worn out plate of gristle will do
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Real Lyric: Take my love and that's not nearly all... tainted love
The Misheard: Take my life and bite my willy ohhhh... tainted love
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Real Lyric: Well I just got into town about an hour ago
The Misheard: Well I jiggled with a girl about an hour ago
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Real Lyric: Watch them run down Platform One,
Catch the 8.30 train to Matthew & Son
The Misheard: Watch them run down Batpole One,
Catch the 8.30 train to Batman & Son
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Real Lyric: You had the time, you had the power You've yet to have your finest hour
The Misheard: We had the time, we had the power We've yet to have our final shower
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Real Lyric: Smack my b***h up
The Misheard: I said a long time gone No, I ain’t looked at porn since I don’t know when
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Real Lyric: I love rock and roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
The Misheard: I love rock and roll
So throw another log in the bath tub, baby
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Real Lyric: She's a brick house
The Misheard: See that brick, ouch!
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