The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We can build this dream together, Standing strong forever
The Misheard: We can build this dream together, Stanley's gone forever
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Real Lyric: Weep not for the memories
The Misheard: Weep not for the mammaries
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Real Lyric: Lucy in the sky with diamonds
The Misheard: Lick me in the sky with Brian
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad...
The Misheard: Fleas on my dog...
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Real Lyric: I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing.
The Misheard: I can't, I can't, I can't stand Lucy.
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Real Lyric: She wore a raspberry beret.
The Misheard: She wore a raspberry souffle.
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Real Lyric: You fill up my senses
The Misheard: You fill out my census
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Real Lyric: I remember when rock was young....
The Misheard: I remember when iraq was young.....
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Real Lyric: Old pirates, yes, they rob I Sold I to the merchant ships
The Misheard: Oh, the pirate's just a rabbi, sold dye to the merchant ships
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Real Lyric: Captain Smith and Pocahontas was a very mad affair
The Misheard: Cathy slipped and broke her honkers had a very merry pair
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