The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Just touch my cheek before you leave
The Misheard: Just wash my sheet before you leave
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Real Lyric: The grass is always greener Where the dogs are shedding
The Misheard: The grass is always greener Where the dogs are s**tting
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Real Lyric: Its all been a pack of lies.
The Misheard: Its only a pack of ice.
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Real Lyric: Bernadette
The Misheard: Burn em' dead
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Real Lyric: Summertime, and the living was easy
The Misheard: Suppertime, and the liver was greasy
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Real Lyric: I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow
The Misheard: I was sick and tired of being thin
When I called you last night from Tesco
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Real Lyric: Yeah maybe I fought.
One thought I was saved.
But all I wanna do is get off,
and feel it for a minute like the real thing baby.
The Misheard: Yeah maybe I thought I was Saddam Hussein,
But all I wanna do is get off,
and feel for a minute like a real, big baby.
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Real Lyric: Glory to God in the highest
And peace to his people on earth.
The Misheard: Glory to God in the highest,
And please may we have more people on earth?
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Real Lyric: I'm all shook up.
The Misheard: A malt shook up.
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Real Lyric: Praise you like i should
The Misheard: Praise you like a shoe
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